Mice are good and plentiful!

Hello. Duffy here. Mommy is taking a break today; she's been busy working on her website and her brain is mush. You can take a look at it if you'd like: Mommy's Website

She's a bit distraught. We have practically no food in the house!  Mommy takes solace in the fact that we are not alone. Many humans are now suffering from the effects of  "The Great Depression 2.0". But I, Duffy, have a solution to everyone's problems.

Yes!

This country has an untapped resource of vast proportions. Delicious, nutritious and virtually fat-free! Small enough to fit in your pocket or tuck into a sandwich. Mice!

If you're wondering where to find one of these epicurial delights, you can come to my house. We've got one living under the stove. I have been pulling the drawer out and staring intently at the corner where he's staying, sometimes shoving my nose into the space between the stove and the wall. I keep telling him, "Get in my mouth, mouse," but he will not listen.

He is a bad mouse.

But I am willing to share. Come to my house. We will catch mice and we will feast!