Friday, October 28, 2011

FIRST PAGE FRIDAY: Storm Grant's Sucks & Blows

About Sucks & Blows
Deeply in debt to a loan shark, oversexed dentist Cary Drewel lives in fear of foreclosure and bodily harm. His new practice is missing one rather crucial element: patients. Which, terrifyingly enough, is the one thing his creditors also don’t have.

Pierce Sharpe, a powerful vampire with a drinking problem—or, more accurately, a problem drinking—can’t feed through the pain in his damaged eye teeth. In danger of losing his standing in the vampire community, Pierce seeks Cary’s dental services. When Cary extracts his canines, Pierce must turn to other bodily fluids for sustenance.

Together, Cary and Pierce find a mutually pleasurable solution to both their problems. Turns out, though, there’s more to this dentist-patient relationship than simple suction, and what began with raw hunger from each of them might just end in love.

Sucks & Blows
Storm Grant
Cary was just about to jerk off again when the electronic door chime squawked the first few bars of “Another One Bites the Dust.”
He rushed out to the reception area. “Hello. Welcome to Drewel’s Dentistry!” He hoped he didn’t sound too anxious. And that his residual hard-on wasn’t tenting his racy black dental smock.
That the visitor was tall and handsome, with a muscular build and chiseled cheekbones, did little to dampen Cary’s arousal.
“I . . . I thaw your brothure.” The man held out Cary’s carefully crafted (but badly printed) flyer:
Grand Opening!
Drewel’s Family Dental Clinic
~ Vampires Our Specialty ~
“You do vampireth?”
“Absolutely.” Cary grinned. He’d included the vampire reference to show he was the dentist with a sense of humor. And also to attract the Twilight age group, which was ripe for expensive orthodontia.
“Hurths.” The man pointed to his upper lip, red and swollen on either side of his sexy little cupid’s bow.
“I can help you with your dental breakdown, Mr. . . .”
“Tharpe. Pierthe Tharpe.”
“Nice to meet you, Mr. Sharpe. May I call you Pierce?”
“Thure.” Pierce held out his hand.
“Call me Cary, then.” Cary grasped the outstretched hand, surprised at how cold and shaky Pierce felt. This guy was in bad shape. He looked like death—if death were really cute, that is.
Withdrawing his hand, Pierce shoved it deep into his jeans
pocket, maybe to hide the trembling. “I haven’t eaten in dayths. Hurths too much.”

Pre-order Sucks and Blows by Storm Grant at Riptide Publishing
On October 1, Riptide opened their web store for pre-orders. For each book you pre-order directly through the RP site, you'll receive one entry into a drawing to win free books for a year! There are second and third prizes, too:
·         First Prize is one free copy of every single ebook Riptide releases in 2012!
·         Second Prize is one free copy of every single ebook Riptide releases between January 1 and June 30, 2012!
·         Third Prize is one free copy of every single ebook Riptide releases between January 1 and March 31, 2012!

That's a lot of free books! We'll draw winners at random right after the New Year, so even books you pre-order in December will earn you entries into the contest. And even if you don't win, you still get a nifty bonus: pre-ordered books are available for download two full days before their official sale date! You also earn Bonus Bucks, of course, on every pre-order you place.

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  1. Thank you for featuring my story on your awesome blog. Only a short time now until Riptide opens for orders!

  2. Or those of us who pre-ordered and are reading it as we type! =)

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  3. I've been enjoying learning about this story. It sounds unique and very entertaining. Thanks for giving us snippets from it. It has me excited to read it.

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  4. More, please!!! LOL

    This is on my must have list.

    Tracey D
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  5. I've pre-ordered this one and can't wait to read it :-)

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  6. Love!! just.... LOVE!!


  7. pre-ordered and waiting (im)patiently...

  8. Me too, emmettmke!
    I can't wait to read!
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  9. Really looking forward to reading this


  10. Aawwwww! Pierce sounds so sweet! Totally can't wait to finally read this! :D

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